Space Corps Directive Number 48563

NAME: Rafe
18+ AGE: Yes
ARE YOU NEW?: No

CHARACTER: Arnold J. Rimmer
HISTORY:
WORLD:
PERSONALITY:
"I need you to go stand in here for the interview. Yes, the room will be dark and there will be a spotlight on you. Please remember this is so we're focused on you."
Is this an interrogation? Whatever it is I'm being accused of, I didn't do it, I swear. It was Lister's fault, without a doubt, Lister.

    "Tell me about your family and your friends. How do you feel about them, what would you do for them?"
[Bitter laugh.] My family...oh, where to begin, the things I would do to--I mean for them... Let me put it this way, if I were the brave leader of a just rebellion, and the evil tyrant were to capture my family and demand I turn myself in for a show trial and a horrible execution, or else my family will be tortured and die in my place, I would say "Thank you for taking care of that seeping pustule on the backside of my psyche, have fun with them. Ta." As for friends, I don't have any of those. [He ponders.] Lister is occasionally all right. Very occasionally. Rarely. Every once in a great long while, Lister can be vaguely tolerable.

    "What about the people you simply do not get along with? Especially ones you would consider 'enemies'."
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    "What are your ideals?"
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    "What do you you find most admirable or contemptible in someone?"
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    "Is there anything else you would like to tell us before we further review the potential contract?"
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ABILITIES:
    Strengths:

1. practically indestructible


2. can walk through solid objects by switching from hard light to soft light


3. can survive in extreme conditions (in vacuum, hot and cold temperatures, etc)


4. encyclopedic knowledge of military history (also telephone poles and diesel engines)


5. plays a mean game of Risk

    Weaknesses:

1. a complete coward


2. a total smeghead


3. arrogant far in excess of his abilities


4. zero self esteem


5. neurotic and uptight


6. completely reliant on his light bee

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